constipation CONSTANTINE CONSTIPATION

I'm Constantine Constipation. That's a pretty fancy first name. I think my parents gave it to me because they were sort of ashamed of our last name. And therein lies my power.

Millions of you folks are plagued with me either occasionally or chronically. But you are ashamed to talk about me or consult anyone for help. That's to my advantage. As long as that attitude prevails, I can stay around indefinitely and change my status from Occasional Connie to Chronic Constance.

Since you don't like to talk about me, let me talk about myself. One of the reasons I'm so frequent today is that most people don't exercise enough. They ride instead of walk. (I especially love those long automobile trips.) They sit all day in offices.

When I've had my chance to get entrenched, I cause physical discomfort and even pain. But more important than that, I slow your entire physical and mental processes. I can make you sluggish in both thought and action.

If your thought processes are still clear. I'll make this suggestion to you. ('m always interested in finding new victims, anyway.) Go see your Doctor of Chiropractic.

He or she will explain to you about the peristaltic system (the squeezing down motion in your intestines) and how the nerve energy is necessary for this system to work correctly, so you will have proper elimination. Nerve energy must flow down the main highway, your spinal column, through the nervous system. If vertebrae are misaligned - and the Doctor of Chiropractic is the best trained and qualified person to know this - he or she can make the gentle adjustments to get your body processes functioning normally. This lets nature take over and keep things on its well ordered schedule.

Of course, I don't like for your digestive juices to flow properly. They are necessary for the normal functioning elimination processes. The flow of these juices is also dependent on vital nerve energy. The Doctor of Chiropractic also will examine you carefully and will correct the causes of any abnormal nerve energy supply that he or she finds. This sends me looking for a new home.

The Doctor of Chiropractic and I have one thing in common. We both hate laxatives - but for different reasons. I hate them because of temporary inconvenience. They knock me out of the picture for a day or two. The Doctor of Chiropractic hates them because he or she knows that if you come to depend on them, you can do serious harm to your entire system of elimination. He or she also knows that the more you take of them, the less effective they become for you.

Chalk one up for the doctor and me. But basically I still hate the Doctor of Chiropractic. I once wrote on some walls, "Connie hates Chiro's" but nobody knew what it meant. I just couldn't bring myself to write "Constipation Hates Chiropractic." (I seem to have inherited that thing my parents had about using our last name.)

But the facts remains, I do hate Chiropractors because they can eliminate me from your body, so you can eliminate normally.

Only Nature Heals ... Chiropractic Proves It!​constipation

"Discover the Benefits of Chiropractic" Parker Chiropractic Research Foundation, 1973. Litho in U.S.A
Authorised Redistribution; J. Howard Morley D.C. Dip. N.B.C.E. Doctors of Chiropractic. U.S.A