female trouble PHOEBE FEMALE TROUBLE 

Women talk about me, if at all, in hushed tones. And only to each other. I'm Phoebe Female Trouble, the most misunderstood gal in town.

Girls first encounter me in their early teens, at puberty. I may be with them throughout their childbearing years.

I'm a target of many old wives' tales. Because of me, some call the period from puberty to menopause the "difficult years." I'm the reason for the cliche, "Women are born to pain and suffering."

It's bad enough to be misunderstood by men.

But to be misunderstood by women!

That hurts!

But it doesn't hurt me as much as it does those women who are convinced they must go through life suffering period pains, and who dread that time of the month when I bring them cramps, misery and overall discomfort.

The pity of it all is that they really needn't suffer.

Those whose bodies are functioning properly, don't suffer.

A disorder - not me - is responsible for the extreme discomfort. Something as trifling, possibly, as pressure on, or an irritation of, a nerve.

A Doctor of Chiropractic is my greatest enemy, for she or he will prove those old wives' tales.

She or he, will explain that a free flow of vital nerve energy from the brain, controls the endocrine glands: the pituitary, pineal, parathyroid, thyroid, thymus, adrenal, pancreas and sex glands. Each of these glands takes materials from the blood and produces secretions, governed in amount and timing, by the nervous system.

Each of the glands is dependent upon the others. Just one out-of-order gland, fouls up the works.

The result: Physical, Mental, and Emotional problems.

The most common cause of poor nerve function, is irritation of the nerves at the point where the nerve trunks exit from the spine.

A slightly out-of-place vertebra can create enough irritation to snarl up the entire communications system.

A Chiropractor is trained by years in professional college to locate the trouble spot, and, through gentle adjustments, to relieve the pressure and irritation.

Then the energy flows freely again, and the period pains and miseries - the suffering I'm blamed for - are eliminated by natures own healing power.

If every female were knowledgeable enough to seek chiropractic help from puberty through menopause, there'd be no old wives' tales - no "difficult years."

Then Phoebe would be "phished."

Only Nature Heals ... Chiropractic Proves It!​Female trouble

"Discover the Benefits of Chiropractic" Parker Chiropractic Research Foundation, 1973. Litho in U.S.A
Authorised Redistribution; J. Howard Morley D.C. Dip. N.B.C.E. Doctors of Chiropractic. U.S.A